Homeless person cooks me dinner
I have a homeless person living in my house whilst he’s looking for a more permanent place to stay. He’s fairly comfortable on my living room floor although he might be starting to get a sore back.
Whatever the reason he’s still in my house, he started cooking our food last night to try and hide the free-loading-hippy he is. I don’t want to name names, so let’s call him Troy Duncan and here his idea of a gourmet meal:
Mmm tasty, various pieces of chicken with luke-warm potato innards on the side with a ’surprise’ wrapped in foil.
Oh yummy! A potato with it’s guts ripped out and replaced with shreded cheese and bacon pieces the size of gumballs! It tasted okay, but the various raw pieces of potato I was eating started to take the shine off.
Lesson learned from tonight:
A) Potato’s are best cooked and done anyway differently then what Troy did.
B) Eating whilst playing World of Warcraft is a bad idea.
C) Free-loading-hippies generally are better at fetching beers then cooking dinner.
I think tonight I’ll have to fire up my BBQ and get some good old fashion steak and spuds….
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