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Stupid me – hit my head

I feel stupid.

This morning I was rushing around (as usual, last minute stuff) to get going and opened the drivers side door to my awesomobile (Honda Jazz) and sneezed. Sure, sneezing is annoying except this morning I sneezed quite violently in to my opening car door and my head colided with the very tip of the door. I was quite pissed off at myself and drove away and then realised that I was bleeding when blood started dripping on my nose. Who say’s handkerchief’s aren’t usefull!

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My mother recommended me to go out and get something to treat it with after hearing of my stupidity. So I went to the local chemist and asked ‘got anything to fix this?’ pointing to my the middle of my head. I thought it was in plain view enough but the chemist lady sort of stared blankly at me. I guess after seeing a gazillion weird things you sort of try not to pay attention to them.

$20AUD later I picked up a bottle of honey.
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It’s sticky, it’s goey and it definately tastes like honey. So I’m not quite sure WTF it’s meant to do but I’m applying it on tonight and with a few bandages we’ll see how quickly this old man will heal up.

Written by JB Hewitt

October 20th, 2005 at 5:37 pm

Posted in Diary